marriage lines

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marriage lines

Postby stevea » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:34 pm

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ........."Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now .... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, and .... I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Re: marriage lines

Postby member_32969 » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:57 pm

:lol: Hahaha lol that was very funny!
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