Some quick clean one's

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Some quick clean one's

Postby Carl » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:47 am

Not necessarily that good though....

Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-Son

What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell!

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work

and finally....

What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
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Re: Some quick clean one's

Postby Carl » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:47 am

Breaking News:

A Pretty Polly lorry has overturned on the M1 spilling its contents, police are warning drivers to expect plenty of hold ups :lol:
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Re: Some quick clean one's

Postby Carl » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:47 pm

I was busy over the weekend.....I made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old bits of carpet.

It was ruggish :-)
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